249+ Golf Pick-Up Lines And Rizz [Funny, Flirty & Clever]

Golf is not just a game. It is a great way to break the ice and do something! If you are on the course and want to affect a particular area, a clever pick-up line can just move. 

Whether you are looking for something fun, flirty or just plain cheese, these golf pick-up lines will smile at anyone and score a date for you!

Funny Golf Pick-Up Lines And Rizz

Here are 49+ Funny Golf Pick-Up Lines And Rizz:

• “Are you a golf course? Because I like to play 18 holes with you.”
• “Are you a driver? Because you have just breathed my breath!”
• “You must have a golf ball because I can’t just close my eyes.”
• “Is your name Eagle? Because you have just scored a big score in my heart.”
• “Are we on the fairway? Because I think we are on the right path.”
• “Are you a sand trap? Because I keep falling for you.”
• “You must be a hole-in-one because I have been looking for you my whole life.”
• “Are you a vein? Because you are feeling softened by me.”
• “My love for you is like a golf swing – strong and invincible!”
• “Are you a golf cart? Because you just went straight into my heart.”
• “I never piece you, but I definitely take you out for a good dinner.”
• “Are you a caddy? Because you have just removed my heart.”
• “I should be in a bunker because I am stuck on you.”
• “Are you on the 19th hole? Because I have been waiting all day to see you.”
• “Your beauty is like an ideal golf swing – rare and mesmerized!”
• “Are you a par-3? Because you are small, sweet and straight in my heart.”
• “Are you a shudder? Because you have just taken my heart!”
• “You must be my lucky golf team because you picked me up.”
• “Are we playing the best ball? Because you and I will make a great team.”
• “I can’t have a great small game, but I know how to win your heart.”
• “You must be at a golf tournament because I want to be committed to you for a long time.”
• “Have you booked a golf rule? Because you have just stopped my heart with all your right print.”
• “Are you a put? Because I can’t just read you!”
• “You must be a master because you have found me in awe!”
• “Are you a scorecard? Because I want to write my name next to you.”
• “Is your name Mulligan? Because I like the second chance to make the first impression!”
• “You must have a golf flag because you loved me.”
• “Are you nine-nine? Because I can’t wait to get to know you better!”
• “I am not Tiger Woods, but I still like to make you crazy!”
• “Are you a golf ball? Because I will never let you go away from me.”
• “If you were a golf club, you would be a 10-Iron because you are perfect!”
• “Are you my golf gloves? Because I feel an ideal fit with you.”
• “You must have a practice limit because
•  I just want to keep coming back!”
• “Are you a lost golf ball? Because I was looking for you everywhere!”
• “My love for you is like a golf course – endless and full of surprises!”
• “Are you a tea? Because you increase my heart!”
• “Are you a golf pro? Because you have given me the best lesson in love.”
• “Are we playing the match? Because I think we have just added it completely!”
• “Do you believe in luck? Because I think we have just got our swing right.”
• “Are you disabled? Because you have just left a mark on my heart.”
• “I can’t be good at reading greens, but I can definitely read your heart.”
• “Are you a pin placement? Because I can’t stop making a goal for you.”
• “Are you a caddy? Because I let you take your heart anywhere.”
• “Are you green? Because I just want to spend all my time with you.”
• “Are you a golf club? Because every time I catch you, I feel full.”
• “Are you a clubhouse? Because I just want to finish my day with you.”
• “You should be at risk of water because I only fell deep for you!”
• “Are you a fairway? Because you take me straight to happiness.”
• “Are you a stinger shot? Because you hit me right in your heart.”
• “I can’t always make it equal, but I never hit a chance with you.”

Flirty Golf Pick-Up Lines And Rizz

Here are 49+ Flirty Golf Pick-Up Lines And Rizz:

• “Are you a hole-in-one? Because I am looking for a person like you forever.”
• “You must be a golf ball because I just want to drive you crazy!”
• “Are we in green? Because I think we are going to make an ideal match.”
• “You must have a golf course because I like to spend the whole day with you.”
• “Are you a vein? Because you soften my heart.”
• “You should be a golf club because I want to catch you all day.”
• “Are you a caddy? Because you have just removed my heart.”
• “I should be in the sand trap because I am stuck on you!”
• “Are you a driver? Because you hit me right in your heart.”
• “Are you a tea? Because you see me every time you see me.”
• “I can’t always kill Fairway, but I will always aim for your heart.”
• “Is your name Birdy? Because you have just taken my heart.”
• “You must be a scorecard because I want to write my name next to you.”
• “Are we playing the best ball? Because we don’t make the right team.”
• “Is your name Eagle? Because you have taken me to the next level.”
• “Are you at a golf tournament? Because I want to compete for your love.”
• “Are you a lost golf ball? Because I am searching for you everywhere!”
• “Do you believe in love in the first swing?”
• “You must be back at nine because I can’t wait to know you better.”
• “Are you a threat of water? Because I am drowning in your love.”
• “You must be in the clubhouse because I want to finish my day with you.”
• “I don’t need a rangefinder to know that you are at the right distance for me.”
• “Are you a par-3? Because you are small, sweet and perfect.”
• “I will never piece you, but I will definitely take you out for dinner.”
• “You must be my lucky golf gloves because I feel full with you.”
• “Are you green? Because I just want to spend all my time with you.”
• “Is your name Mulligan? Because I’d like another chance with you.”
• “You must be a flagstick because you have made me a target for yourself directly.”
• “I can’t be a supporter, but I know how to score with you.”
• “Are you disabled? Because you have just left a mark on my heart.”
• “You must have a golf ball because I want to take you home with you.”
• “Are you a stinger shot? Because you hit me right in your heart.”
• “My heart is like a golf swing – stack, unexpected, but always aiming for you.”
• “I don’t need a caddy because I will take you to my heart forever.”
• “Are you a fairway? Because you take me straight to happiness.”
• “I am not Tiger Woods, but I like to run you wild!”
• “Are you a bunker? Because I keep falling for you.”
• “You must have a 9-Iron because you are perfect.”
• “Are you on the 19th hole? Because I am waiting for you all day.”
• “Are we playing the match? Because I think we have just made an ideal pair.”
• “You should be my lucky golf team because you help me hit my best shots.”
• “Are you a golf pro? Because you have given me the best lesson in love.”
• “My love for you is like a golf course – endless and full of surprise.”
• “Are you a pin placement? Because I can’t just make a goal for you.”
• “Are you a practice limit? Because I want to come back for more.”
• “You must have a golf ball because I want to take you with you everywhere.”
• “Are you a sand nail? Because you have saved me from a difficult situation.”
• “Are you a long put? Because I’m falling from a distance to you.”
• “Are you taking a golf lesson? Because you have started to teach me all kinds of new things.”
• “Are you a master? Because I am waiting for you all year to see!”

Cheesy Golf Pick-Up Lines And Rizz

Here are 49+ Cheesy Golf Pick-Up Lines And Rizz:

• “Are you a golf ball? Because I just want to keep you closer to my heart.”
• “Are you a hole-in-one? Because you are rare and perfect!”
• “Do you believe in love in the first swing?”
• “You should be a golf club because I can’t stop holding you on.”
• “Are you a tea? Because you see me every time you see me.”
• “Are we playing the best ball? Because we make the right team.”
• “I should be a bad golfer because I just can’t stop falling for you.”
• “Are you a golf cart? Because you just went straight into my heart.”
• “You must be a master because I have been waiting for you all year!”
• “Are you a sand trap? Because I can’t escape your attraction!”
• “Is your name Birdy? Because you have just taken my heart.”
• “I will never piece you, but I will definitely take you out for dinner.”
• “Are you a fairway? Because you make my life smooth and beautiful.”
• “Are you a threat of water? Because I am completely drowning in your love!”
• “You must be a bunker because I just keep falling for you.”
• “Are you my golf gloves? Because you are fully fit in my life.”
• “Is your name Mulligan? Because I’d like another chance with you!”
• “Are you green? Because I want to spend all my time with you.”
• “Are you a caddy? Because you have just removed my heart!”
• “You must be a par-3 because you are small, sweet and completely correct.”
• “Are you at a golf tournament? Because I want to play this game with you forever.”
• “Are you a stinger shot? Because you hit me right in your heart!”
• “I can’t have a great small game, but I know how to win your heart.”
• “Are you a golf club? Because every time I catch you, I feel full.”
• “You must be my lucky golf team because you always pick me up.”
• “Are you disabled? Because you have just left a mark on my heart.”
• “You must have a golf ball because I can’t just stop chasing you!”
• “Are we playing strokes? Because you have a winning shot every moment.”
• “Are you on the 19th hole? Because you are the best part of my day!”
• “I am not Tiger Woods, but I like to run you wild!”
• “You must be a flagstick because I always aim for you.”
• “Are you a rangefinder? Because you helped me find one – you!”
• “Are you taking a golf lesson? Because you have started to teach me all kinds of new things.”
• “You must have a practice range because I want to keep coming back for more!”
• “Are you my golf score? Because you have made my day better now!”
• “I must be a bad vessel because I just missed all the signals you have!”
• “Are you an ideal driver? Because you have tilted me!”
• “You must have a golf flag because you are always in my mind.”
• “Are you a long put? Because I’m falling from a distance to you.”
• “Are we at nine? Because I just want to finish the day with you.”
• “Are you my caddy? Because you have found everything I need.”
• “Is your name Putter? Because you just make everything smooth and easy.”
• “Are you a scorecard? Because I want my name to be right next to you.”
• “You must have a golf cart because I can’t wait to ride with you at sunset.”
• “Are you a golf ball retriever? Because you just saved my game … and my heart!”
• “Are you taking a golf lesson? Because I think I have just learned to love.”
• “You should be my driver because you always take me to the same place where I need to go.”
• “I must be on green because I think I’m in the right place with you.”
• “Are you a supporter golfer? Because you have just breathed my breath!”
• “You must make a final putt for the championship because I feel pressure to count this moment!”

Smooth Golf Pick-Up Lines And Rizz

Here are 49+ Smooth Golf Pick-Up Lines And Rizz: 

• “Are you a hole-in-one? Because I have been looking for you my whole life.”
• “You must have a golf ball because I can’t just keep my eyes closed.”
• “Are you a fairway? Because every time I see you, my path seems clear.”
• “I don’t need a rangefinder to know that you are at the right distance for me.”
• “Are you a tea? Because you see me every time you see me.”
• “You must be a smooth green because it feels comfortable to be with you.”
• “Are you my lucky golf ball? Because I never want to lose you.”
• “You should be a Birdy because you enhance my heart.”
• “Are we playing the best ball? Because I think we make the right team.”
• “You must be a putter because you always make things easy and smooth.”
• “Are you a driver? Because you have just sent my heart flying.”
• “You should be my favorite club because I can’t stop holding you.”
• “Are you on the 18th hole? Because I want to finish my day with you.”
• “Are you a sand nail? Because you have saved me from falling very hard.”
• “I can’t always kill Fairway, but I will always aim for your heart.”
• “You must be a flagstick because I can’t just make a goal for you.”
• “Are you an ideal swing? Because you are feeling me right.”
• “Are you a golf cart? Because I like to ride with you.”
• “You must be a supporter because you have mastered the art of stealing my heart.”
• “Are you a rangefinder? Because I’m just closed on you.”
• “I will never piece you, but I will definitely take you out for dinner.”
• “Are you at a golf tournament? Because I compete for your love every day.”
• “You must be divine because you have left an impression on my heart.”
• “Are you a final put? Because I don’t want to mess it up.”
• “You must be a smooth fairway because everything seems right with you.”
• “Are you a master? Because I am waiting for a shot with you throughout the year.”
• “You should be my lucky golf team because you always bring my best.”
• “Are you an ideal driver? Because you take my breath away every time.”
• “You should be my golf gloves because you are fully fit in my life.”
• “Are we playing the match? Because I think we are an ideal match.”
• “You must be green because I feel at home with you.”
• “Are you a long put? Because I’m falling from a distance to you.”
• “You must be back at nine because I just want to spend more time with you.”
• “Are you a scorecard? Because I want to put my name next to you.”
• “You must be an eagle because you have just removed my heart.”
• “Are you taking a golf lesson? Because you have taught me how to fall in love.”
• “You should have a final putt for the championship, as I feel the pressure to make this moment right.”
• “Are you a bunker shot? Because you have saved my heart from drowning.”
• “You must be at a golf tournament because I want to compete for your attention every day.”
• “Are you a stinger shot? Because you hit me right in your heart.”
• “You should be my favorite club because I can’t imagine playing without you.”
• “Are you an ideal liar? Because I never want to leave your side.”
• “You must be at risk of water because I am drowning in your love.”
• “Are you a golf cart? Because you have just gone into my heart.”
• “You must have a practice range because I just keep coming back for more.”
• “Are you a smooth put? Because it just looks right with you.”
• “You should be on the 19th hole because I am waiting for this moment throughout the day.”
• “Are you a range ball? Because I want to practice love with you.”
• “I can’t always shoot equal, but I will always go up and beyond for you.”
• “Are you my last round? Because I don’t want to play this game without you.”

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Clever Golf Pick-Up Lines

Here are 49+ Clever Golf Pick-Up Lines:

• “Are you a smooth green? Because I can’t wait to spend time with you.”
• “You should have an ideal drive because you take my breath away every time.”
• “Are you a threat of water? Because I am drowning in your love.”
• “You must be my last put because I don’t want to mess it up.”
• “You must be a fairway because I think I’m on the right path with you.”
• “Are you my caddy? Because I believe you guide me through life.”
• “You must have a golf ball because I will chase you anywhere.”
• “Are we playing the best ball? Because we are making a great team.”
• “I don’t need a rangefinder to know that you are at the right distance for me.”
• “Are you a vein? Because you are feeling smooth and stable.”
• “You must have a bunker shot because you saved me from falling very hard.”
• “Are you a hole-in-one? Because I never thought I was not lucky.”
• “Are you a tea? Because you see me every time you see me.”
• “You should have a golf glove because you fit perfectly in my life.”
• “Are you a golf course? Because I spent all day with you.”
• “You must be my lucky golf ball because I never want to lose you.”
• “Are you a golf cart? Because you just went straight into my heart.”
• “You must have a long put because I am falling for you from a distance.”
• “Are you a hole-in-one? Because you are a rare and correct search.”
• “Are you a sand nail? Because you have dropped me out of the situation broadly.”
• “You must be a scorecard because I want to write my name next to you.”
• “You should be my favorite club because I can’t stop holding you.”
• “Are you a Fairway Wood? Because I will go an additional distance for you.”
• “You must be a nine back because I just want to play with you.”
• “Are you an eagle? Because you have taken my heart to new heights.”
• “You must have a stinger shot because you hit me right in the heart.”
• “Are you a master? Because I am waiting with you throughout the year for an opportunity.”
• “You must have an ideal swing because you feel right.”
• “Are you green in color? Because I feel at home with you.”
• “You must be at a golf tournament because I want to compete for your love.”
• “Are you a flagstick? Because I can’t just stop making aims for you.”
• “You should be the 19th hole because I am waiting for this throughout the day.”
• “Are you a scorecard? Because I like to make a mark with you.”
• “You must be a divot because you have left a permanent impression on me.”
• “Are you a golf pro? Because you have just taught me to love.”
• “You must have a practice range because I want to keep coming back for more.”
• “Are we playing the match? Because I think we are the right matches.”
• “You must be a smooth fairway because everything seems right with you.”
• “Are you a lucky ball marker? Because I always want you to be with me.”
• “You must have a final round because I don’t want the game to end.”
• “Are you taking a golf lesson? Because you have taught me how to fall in love.”
• “You must be a champion, but because I don’t want to remember my chance with you.”
• “Are you a golf club? Because I feel incomplete without you.”
• “You must be my caddy because I will take you to my heart forever.”
• “Are you a sand trap? Because I am stuck on you.”
• “You should have a perfect chip shot because you are right in my heart.”
• “Are you a smooth bunker shot? Because you make everything better.”
• “You must be my favorite golf team because you always bring out my best game.”
• “Are you a driver? Because you hit me where it matters.”
• “You must be my last put for the championship because I don’t want to mess it up.”

FAQs

What are the best golf pick-up lines for tampering?

Best Flirt Golf pick-up lines include: “Are you a hole-in-one? Because you have received my full attention!” And “you should be a driver because you are crazy for me.”

How can I use golf pick-up lines effectively?

Confidence is the key! Use them lightly and playfully, and gauge the person’s response to keep the conversation flowing.

Golf pick-up lines are cheese?

Yes! But that’s what makes them fun. Slight humor and attraction can go a long way on the golf course.

Can golf pick-up lines work on non-golfers?

Absolutely! Even if they do not play golf, the humor of their lines and flirty nature make them pleasant to anyone.

What is the funniest golf pick-up line?

One of the most fun things is this: “Are you a golf cart? Because my heart hurts every time I see you!”

Final Thought

Golf may be an accurate strategy and skill game, but it is a great way to have fun and make connections! Whether you are trying to impress a particular person or just looking for a laugh with fellow golf lovers, these pick-up lines add a touch of attraction and humor to the game. From the clever Wordplay to the flirting one-liners, there is something for everyone to break the ice and score a date. So, the next time you are closing, just don’t bring your best swing – a little ridge, too!

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